Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Don't Want to Punch A Gift Horse in the Face

I know I'm really fortunate that I didn't spend most of the the last three months hunched over a toilet, but does this stupid study by some stupid Canadians mean that since I only actually threw up twice I'm going to give birth to Forrest Gump? <\hormonal rant>

Alright, I apologize to Canadians. You're not stupid... Except for this guy

Okay, he's really just annoying.

I hate this article...


  1. For some reason I can't copy and paste from that article but towards the end it says something along the lines that "this is not to worry the women that don't have morning sickness, but give hope to the women that do." Also the IQ range was only like a point or 2 higher. SO DON"T WORRY! You know all that crap is BS! there just trying to make those poor ladies that do hug the toilet for 3 months feel better. Consider yourself lucky

  2. I just realized I wrote there instead of they're, my poor kid...

  3. you probably can't copy and paste because the site is run by CANADIANS!! (jk jk)

    Thank you for the common sense... I hate reading shit like that. Makes me feel like I should be actively pursuing barf situations to give the babeh a leg up in the Grey Matter Department...
    (I didn't even notice the 'there'. Your kid will be stellar)

  4. Leah, as someone who's known you since HIGH SCHOOL, I think you have very little to worry about. You're brilliant and I'm sure lil Pickle will be as well ;) However, I might need to get you this shirt: http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/canadians-are-ehholes/

  5. Hahaha this is great! I never threw up, guess I better look into Special Ed...

  6. Thanks Rose! I love that shirt. I'm gettin it.

    Kenzie, I just caught up on your blog. You were doing great why'dya stop?