I know I'm really fortunate that I didn't spend most of the the last three months hunched over a toilet, but does this stupid study by some stupid Canadians mean that since I only actually threw up twice I'm going to give birth to Forrest Gump? <\hormonal rant>
Alright, I apologize to Canadians. You're not stupid... Except for this guy
Okay, he's really just annoying.
I hate this article...